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sup whoever joins [07:10]
hello how do you do [07:12]
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names lmao [07:14]
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names moment [07:14]
Milla [Jan 29]
anyway i have to go now [07:14]
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who's steve jobs [07:14]
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whoa color change [07:16]
yes but everyone shares [Jan 29]
hello anon [07:16]
its like 4chan but tiny [07:16]
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your mom [07:17]
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magenta [07:17]
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hi alpha [07:17]
hey sigma [07:18]
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Public IP Address of user is:
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yes but everyone shares [Jan 29]
communism [07:21]
communism [Jan 29]
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yes but everyone shares [Jan 29]
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where do you live :eyes: [07:24]
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putt putt [07:25]
cummunism [Jan 29]
rip image [07:26]
cummunism [Jan 29]
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cummunism [Jan 29]
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squid games!!!!!!!!!! [07:26]
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amogus sus [07:26]
cummunism [Jan 29]
im on phone and it says unable to display :( [07:27]
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indeed [07:27]
stuff [07:27]
stuff [07:27]
cummunism [Jan 29]
Man what the fuck is happening [07:27]
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oh no you can spam send [07:27]
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cummunism [Jan 29]
yes lmao [07:27]
that was weird [07:28]
wait resend [07:28]
cummunism [Jan 29]
I love my wife. If you see her. tell to be real [07:28]
Squid [Jan 29]
why comma become dot . . [07:28]
cummunism [Jan 29]
database reasons [07:29]
admin [Jan 29]
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cummunism [Jan 29]
the image isnt there holdup ill fix [07:29]
anon [Jan 29]
can u run doom on this [07:29]
cummunism [Jan 29]
if its a javascript yes [07:29]
this is an editable page just run whatever code you want [07:30]
how about bad apple [07:30]
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ohno [07:38]
okay its back [07:38]
wooooooo [07:40]
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anon [Jan 29]
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WHY IS IT NAMES SORENA [07:42]
anon [Jan 29]
Nice [07:42]
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anon [Jan 29]
Do you know who i am 👁️👄👁️ [07:43]
Meme [Jan 29]
too tired to process people [07:44]
anon [Jan 29]
Happens [07:45]
see images work now [07:45]
Pogg [07:45]
also theyre like 1.25x chat big enough to see but not too big [07:45]
anon [Jan 29]
flan [07:46]
😘 [07:46]
oh i could edit this page to load username from cookie instead of server itd make multi-user easier [07:46]
anon [Jan 29]
later tho [07:47]
anon [Jan 29]
anon [Jan 29]
the treemfies [07:50]
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https://tinyurl.com/3wcyvb7x\" title=\"https://jetpunk.com\">JetPunk homepage [07:55]
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the blood of chat [08:11]
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anon [Jan 29]
mmm yellow [09:27]
anon [Jan 29]
wow gaming [15:54]
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gaming indeed [21:31]
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its small [23:16]
find out how to make it bigger then [23:16]
i cant code [23:17]
unfortunate [23:17]
anon [Jan 30]
anon [Jan 30]
anon [Jan 30]
神！？ [23:18]
ドナルド・マクドナルド [Jan 30]
anon [Jan 30]
lmao welcome ohgod por n [23:18]
seggs [23:19]
admin [Jan 30]
you should post gay porn instead it's better [23:19]
gay person [Jan 30]
LMAO [23:19]
admin [Jan 30]
admin [Jan 30]
sadly i dont have gay porn [23:20]
admin [Jan 30]
nice audio but make it work lmao [23:21]
admin [Jan 30]
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æ [Jan 30]
admin [Jan 30]
admin [Jan 30]
how long until someone posts a log4shell test lol [23:22]
funny [Jan 30]
admin [Jan 30]
servers fully patched [23:23]
but do it anyways tbh [23:23]
admin [Jan 30]
cringe unpatch it [23:23]
cringe guy [Jan 30]
the wacca people arrive [23:24]
what is that sugar cube lmao [23:24]
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admin [Jan 30]
Wizard101 sugar cube [23:25]
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lmao [23:25]
yall suck at webdev [23:25]
admin [Jan 30]
balls [23:27]
cock [Jan 30]
Object not found! [23:32]
fun fact [Jan 30]
bruh yall dont know how to code smh [23:33]
anon [Jan 30]
sueueuititiusehehshsusudhdhduwuwiwiwiaiaiwkwk [23:33]
fun fact [Jan 30]
at least test it on jsfiddle or something [23:34]
anon [Jan 30]
I love gay sex! [23:34]
gay sex [Jan 30]
so [23:39]
damn [Jan 30]
gonna paste a js crypto miner brb [23:39]
funny.eth [Jan 30]
anyways [23:39]
how [23:39]
is [23:39]
yalls [23:39]
day [23:39]
lol [23:39]
lowered line count to 10 [23:39]
so chat can recover easier if someone messes it up (send 9 messages) [23:40]
damn [Jan 30]
honestly random chatrooms like this are fun even without XSS [23:40]
sex [Jan 30]
unfortunate [23:40]
ye [23:40]
wha happen [23:40]
damn [Jan 30]
someone posted a redirect not realizing it wont work in an iframe [23:41]
anon [Jan 30]
cock
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anon [Jan 30]
thats a big cock [23:41]
anon [Jan 30]
android [23:41]
damn [Jan 30]
hey guys I'm back watch this [23:42]
Ronald McDonald fan [Jan 30]
broken href lmao [23:43]
btw links auto-embed [23:43]
anon [Jan 30]
wow that didn't fucken work either I'm pissed [23:43]
oh that's good to know [23:43]
Ronald McDonald fan [Jan 30]
anon [Jan 30]
here have an entire desktop background [23:44]
happy birthgay [23:44]
anon [Jan 30]
I love you [23:44]
Green text anon [Jan 30]
i love you too anon [23:44]
anon [Jan 30]
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Green text anon [Jan 30]
so true [23:45]
anon [Jan 30]
gay sex is great with men [23:45]
gay person [Jan 30]
anon [Jan 30]
yknow what they say about toasters all toasters toast toast [23:47]
anon [Jan 30]
gonna do a classic [23:48]
unicode [Jan 30]
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true [23:48]
anon [Jan 30]
damn did not work how I thought it would [23:48]
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anon [Jan 30]
🫠 look at him [23:49]
Unicode 14 [Jan 30]
non-existent [23:49]
anon [Jan 30]
new Unicode 14 emoji just get a better device smh [23:50]
Unicode 14 [Jan 30]
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im on pc lol [23:50]
anon [Jan 30]
L [23:50]
wowie [23:51]
Unicode 14 [Jan 30]
yknow what fuck you *brings back the iframe killer* [23:51]
anon [Jan 30]
æ [23:51]
æ [Jan 30]
yummy biscuits mmm [23:52]
æ [Jan 30]
so true [23:52]
anon [Jan 30]
so true [23:53]
æ [Jan 30]
okay i fixed the bug of redirects by literally disallowing them [23:53]
nice biscuit [23:53]
anon [Jan 30]
gay [23:54]
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lmao [23:54]
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gay person [Jan 30]
window. = function() {}; // or simply = function() {}; [23:55]
I LOVE gay sex with men! [23:55]
there we go [23:58]
also chat is now huge [23:58]
gay person [Jan 30]
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nice [23:59]
anon [Jan 30]
you know what else is huge? [23:59]
My love for gay men [23:59]
gay person [Jan 30]
anon [Jan 31]
mmmm cum tits [00:00]
coom [Jan 31]
anon [Jan 31]
need [00:01]
coom [Jan 31]
anon [Jan 31]
need [00:01]
coom [Jan 31]
anon [Jan 31]
anon [Jan 31]
I can confirm that is indeed a cock [00:02]
cock verifier [Jan 31]
LMAO [00:03]
anon [Jan 31]
Beethoven virus sex porn [00:03]
anon [Jan 31]
4chan awakens [00:03]
or reddit [00:03]
anon [Jan 31]
this could be us [00:04]
anon [Jan 31]
me n who [00:04]
gay [Jan 31]
anon [Jan 31]
me n who [00:04]
anon [Jan 31]
hi [00:05]
cum dump [Jan 31]
these are nice did you draw em [00:05]
anon [Jan 31]
hi cum dump [00:06]
anon [Jan 31]
who wanna use me [00:06]
cum dump [Jan 31]
anon [Jan 31]
Hi Yea [00:06]
No I didn’t draw them HYEON did [00:07]
Help [Jan 31]
hmm seems that things have happened [00:07]
wtf [Jan 31]
interesting [00:08]
whats the @ [00:08]
anon [Jan 31]
follow me on twitter [00:08]
Help [Jan 31]
whats your twitter [00:09]
anon [Jan 31]
HYEONNSFW is the artist [00:09]
Help [Jan 31]
type here. now supports multiple lines! (P.S. I Hope Youre Having A Good Day) [00:09]
username (required) [Jan 31]
I can’t say my twitter I’m 14 [00:09]
Help [Jan 31]
username (required) [Jan 31]
smh you shouldnt be here there is porn [00:10]
anon [Jan 31]
HYEON3515 [00:10]
im not 14 [00:10]
Help [Jan 31]
you should really say "only be here if you're 18+" or something on twitter [00:10]
æ [Jan 31]
i said in a reply to the tweet there was porn [00:11]
so yea that should be a given [00:11]
anon [Jan 31]
people need to be explicitly told because they're dummies [00:11]
æ [Jan 31]
anon [Jan 31]
cringe extra url parameters [00:12]
æ [Jan 31]
Fefemz [00:13]
Help [Jan 31]
feminize me [00:13]
cock [Jan 31]
lmao [00:13]
anon [Jan 31]
super fefemz [00:14]
Help [Jan 31]
super fefemz bros [00:14]
anon [Jan 31]
cock [Jan 31]
true~! [00:15]
anon [Jan 31]
anon [Jan 31]
friend wants to know who the character is [00:16]
anon [Jan 31]
tweet #cumsauce if you're not a coward [00:16]
funny [Jan 31]
Pumpcaddy [00:16]
Her name is pumpcaddy [00:16]
Help [Jan 31]
thanks [00:17]
anon [Jan 31]
She is the biggest slut of pump it up [00:17]
Help [Jan 31]
an oc then [00:18]
anon [Jan 31]
pump me up [00:18]
cum [Jan 31]
No it’s one of the characters from the background animations [00:19]
Help [Jan 31]
Help [Jan 31]
pump me full of cum [00:19]
anon [Jan 31]
is this an IP logger [00:20]
Help [Jan 31]
yes [00:20]
good image [00:20]
yes [00:20]
says both admins [00:20]
tbf someone could put javascript in chat to send info to a command server [00:21]
anon [Jan 31]
Help [Jan 31]
Better picture [00:21]
Help [Jan 31]
true [00:22]
also usernames in chat would be alot better if i used cookies instead of loading from the server the last saved name [00:22]
anon [Jan 31]
Help [Jan 31]
ayaya ayaya [00:23]
I didn’t fucking write that [00:23]
Help [Jan 31]
cookies more like cockies [00:23]
cock [Jan 31]
LMAO [00:23]
Help [Jan 31]
impersonation was a success [00:23]
play needy girl overdose (on steam its called needy streamer overdose) [00:24]
anon [Jan 31]
Help [Jan 31]
ddr [00:25]
anon [Jan 31]
cum [Jan 31]
me n who [00:26]
cum [Jan 31]
thats hot [00:26]
anon [Jan 31]
Osu mania vs osu which is harder [00:28]
Help [Jan 31]
they both suck [00:29]
æ [Jan 31]
round 1 animatronics [00:29]
Help [Jan 31]
nice [00:30]
anon [Jan 31]
coom [00:30]
coom [Jan 31]
somnophilia [00:30]
Help [Jan 31]
okay it should save usernames now [00:31]
anon [Jan 31]
somnophilia kinda cringe ngl [00:32]
it does not [00:32]
æ [Jan 31]
i may be dumb [00:32]
anon [Jan 31]
it’s not cringe all i do spend time in bed so it perfectly culminates my desires [00:33]
Help [Jan 31]
you're cringe [00:33]
æ [Jan 31]
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anon [Jan 31]
i may be cringe [00:34]
Help [Jan 31]
but im free [00:35]
anon [Jan 31]
I might be cringe but I at least don’t do those “collar pet” things [00:35]
Help [Jan 31]
I don’t understand the appeal in it [00:36]
Help [Jan 31]
L [00:36]
æ [Jan 31]
bark bark bark bark bark [00:37]
Help [Jan 31]
anon [Jan 31]
collar pet things are good tho [00:37]
anon [Jan 31]
need to be the middle here fr [00:37]
coom [Jan 31]
me too coom me too [00:38]
anon [Jan 31]
Help [Jan 31]
i just don’t understand the collar pet thing because like, i just wouldn’t understand what’s happening if i was in that position [00:39]
Help [Jan 31]
anon [Jan 31]
collar pet thing is a form of being controlled, people like being controlled [00:40]
æ [Jan 31]
being collared is to be owned and feel like you belong or something [00:40]
idk but i was collared in vrchat and it was kinda pog [00:40]
anon [Jan 31]
gay [00:41]
æ [Jan 31]
Help [Jan 31]
4/10 [00:41]
anon [Jan 31]
sonic cring [00:41]
sonic cring [00:41]
im æ and im cringe [00:42]
bet you don't even know what my real name is coward [00:42]
æ [Jan 31]
do not need to know tho [00:42]
anon [Jan 31]
collar just seemed really abstract to me at first. ik what like submissive sissy stuff is. belonging doesn’t sound bad [00:42]
Help [Jan 31]
and thats how they get you [00:43]
anon [Jan 31]
my name is Latin Small Letter Ae [00:43]
æ [Jan 31]
æsir [00:44]
anon [Jan 31]
ランランルー！ [00:45]
ドナルド・マクドナルド [Jan 31]
TRUE! [00:45]
anon [Jan 31]
æ is so funny idk why [00:46]
æ [Jan 31]
ye [00:47]
anon [Jan 31]
female holo fans are like something really predictable [00:48]
i need a surprise for a big pisspee [00:48]
peepee [00:48]
Help [Jan 31]
so is hyeon here or just a fan of hyeon :thonk: [00:49]
if so, unfortunate [00:50]
anon [Jan 31]
what 9+10 [00:50]
funny [Jan 31]
first impressions of everyone [00:50]
Just a fan! [00:50]
21 [00:50]
anon [Jan 31]
you stupid [00:50]
funny [Jan 31]
I send hyeon my regards [00:50]
Help [Jan 31]
ye [00:50]
anon [Jan 31]
He won’t draw Miya [00:51]
Help [Jan 31]
ey yo [00:51]
no requests [00:52]
anon [Jan 31]
I know I’m just voicing my sadness [00:52]
Help [Jan 31]
anon [Jan 31]
btw twitter image links work here [00:53]
only direct image tho [00:53]
anon [Jan 31]
cum [00:54]
œ [Jan 31]
true [00:55]
anon [Jan 31]
ruby text in html sucks ass [00:56]
æ [Jan 31]
if you can make ruby in javascript or anything embeddable in a page itll work [00:56]
anon [Jan 31]
ruby in js just sounds like it'll be worse lol [00:57]
æ [Jan 31]
i wonder if i could embed an emulator thatll reload every 10 seconds cause of the page lol [00:57]
anon [Jan 31]
gonna go sleep cya [00:58]
æ [Jan 31]
[00:59]
goodnight [00:59]
[01:01]
i may have found out why this doesnt work [01:03]
anon [Jan 31]
[01:03]
[01:05]
gaming [01:05]
parents be like: you can only game for 10 seconds [01:05]
embeds now work with href and image code now [01:10]
[01:11]
rip [01:11]
anon [Jan 31]
comedy7����vʱ�'� [19:00]
[Dec 31]
comedy? [01:15]
lmao [01:15]
anon [Jan 31]
anon [Jan 31]
hiii [02:00]
ry [Jan 31]
heyo [02:01]
test [02:09]
a [02:11]
beep [02:12]
i added a beep [02:12]
i added a notification sound [02:13]
test [02:14]
test [02:15]
anon [Jan 31]
test [02:16]
anon [Jan 31]
deez nuts [02:17]
Joe Biden [Jan 31]
damn shawty [02:18]
sometimes it really do be like that [02:18]
test of self beep disable [02:22]
anon [Jan 31]
test [02:23]
test [Jan 31]
pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy [02:23]
[02:23]
holy fucking SHIT that is loud [02:23]
pussy pussy pussy [Jan 31]
yes [02:23]
anon [Jan 31]
its not working [02:23]
truly a beep moment [02:24]
lol [02:25]
test [02:27]
anon [Jan 31]
test [02:27]
test [Jan 31]
okay now it works only when its not you sending the message [02:28]
NVM [02:28]
t [02:32]
tewt [02:32]
anon [Jan 31]
test [02:32]
test [Jan 31]
test [02:33]
ttest [02:33]
test [Jan 31]
test [02:33]
test [02:33]
test [02:33]
what [02:33]
[02:33]
anon [Jan 31]
[02:34]
[Jan 31]
[02:34]
anon [Jan 31]
[02:34]
[Jan 31]
[02:34]
true [02:34]
smh [02:47]
[02:47]
smh smh [02:48]
[02:48]
wow [02:48]
get alphanumeric'd [02:48]
you can mess around with chat text still tho [02:49]
but it does weird things as a username [02:49]
anon [Jan 31]
Amongus [02:50]
anon [Jan 31]
test [02:54]
test [02:55]
Admin1 [Jan 31]
test [02:55]
test [02:55]
anon [Jan 31]
test [02:55]
test [02:55]
test [02:55]
test [02:55]
test [02:55]
Admin1 [Jan 31]
what [02:55]
Admin1 [Jan 31]
test [02:58]
anon [Jan 31]
test [02:58]
[02:58]
test [02:59]
Admin1 [Jan 31]
teest [02:59]
anon [Jan 31]
poo [02:59]
Tirasumiii [Jan 31]
test [02:59]
test [02:59]
hm [02:59]
anon [Jan 31]
also heyo [02:59]
z [03:00]
z [03:00]
z [03:00]
z [03:00]
z [03:00]
true [03:01]
true [03:01]
true [03:01]
true [03:01]
anon [Jan 31]
true [03:01]
true [03:01]
treu [03:01]
reu [03:01]
reuure [03:01]
ureu [03:01]
ureu [03:01]
ureureu [03:01]
normal [03:01]
[03:02]
anon [Jan 31]
Epic [06:07]
indeed [06:07]
anon [Jan 31]
Epic [06:08]
sussy [06:19]
Epic [Jan 31]
baka [06:30]
e [06:43]
anon [Jan 31]
ababa [08:06]
sex [09:29]
true [10:30]
anon [Jan 31]
hi can we start posting porn again [12:20]
Help [Jan 31]
sure [14:26]
cum [14:44]
then send me something to cum to [14:56]
anon [Jan 31]
test [00:32]
test [00:34]
test [00:35]
test [00:36]
test [00:36]
anon [Feb 01]
test [00:36]
test [00:37]
anon [Feb 01]
test [00:38]
Notanon [Feb 01]
test [00:45]
admin is now admin only [00:46]
anon [Feb 01]
4chan [00:54]
anon [Feb 01]
shart [00:57]
Notanon [Feb 01]
true [00:58]
anon [Feb 01]
amogus [00:58]
Notanon [Feb 01]
when the impostor is sus [00:58]
anon [Feb 01]
[00:59]
anon [Feb 01]
true [00:59]
anon [Feb 01]
true [01:00]
anon [Feb 01]
[Feb 01]
unfortunate [01:00]
anon [Feb 01]
pls enable xss thx
[01:03]shart [Feb 01]
Mario what is this [01:04]
What [Feb 01]
it is enabled [01:04]
anon [Feb 01]
[01:04]
emperror [Feb 01]
[01:05]
[Feb 01]
awesome [01:05]
d [Feb 01]
damn shawty [01:05]
cannot embed bootstrap to make this look better smh [01:06]
imagine using bootstrap [01:06]
also it only lasts n messages lol [01:06]
needs better xss tbh [01:06]
can i do [01:07]
anon [Feb 01]
itll probably load now [01:07]
ew [01:07]
anon [Feb 01]
thx mariomasta64 W [01:07]
anon [Feb 01]
its basically because i have auto-embed for links so i have to whitelist certain link pretext's like src= and href= [01:08]
also this looks gross :) [01:08]
anon [Feb 01]
no this looks better [01:08]
what kinda file is allowed? [01:09]
anon [Feb 01]
[01:10]
just dont break any laws [01:10]
but generally anything [01:11]
oh its just image formats [01:11]
anon [Feb 01]
hi im cortana and im here to help [01:12]
a little sign-in here aa touch of wi-fi there [01:12]
anon [Feb 01]
pls no cortana don't eat my family [01:12]
[01:12]
anon [Feb 01]
anon [Feb 01]
It almost feels like Christmas except I've got no eggnog. [01:14]
anon [Feb 01]
also ill pretty much always have the window open on my laptop and check in every so often to see how it goes [01:14]
anon [Feb 01]
what no flexbox does to a mf [01:14]
anon [Feb 01]
imagine using bloated libraries couldnt be me [01:15]
anon [Feb 01]
/next [01:15]
anon [Feb 01]
it's not a library lol https://www.w3schools.com/css/css3_flexbox.asp [01:15]
anon [Feb 01]
anon1 [Feb 01]
load it yourself [01:16]
anon1 [Feb 01]
ok so i wanna test something [01:16]
anon [Feb 01]
chat is like 50-100 messages long i forget wwhich so yea lol [01:16]
its 100 now [01:17]
anon [Feb 01]
can i 
OMG [01:18]
anon [Feb 01]
btw any commands that can break chat are made to basically be nuked after 10 seconds (such as fullscreen iframe and stuff) [01:18]
anon [Feb 01]
indeed [01:18]
anon [Feb 01]
yeah that's prob for the best [01:18]
anon [Feb 01]
also anyone can become anyone else except Admin thats a role for me alone [01:19]
anon [Feb 01]
anon [Feb 01]
damn shawty [01:19]
really out here with the [01:20]
anon [Feb 01]
727 [01:20]
anon [Feb 01]
[01:20]
anon [Feb 01]
riamu [01:20]
anon [Feb 01]
[01:20]
riamu [01:20]
anon [Feb 01]
[01:21]
>
anon [Feb 01]
o shit i bricked the chat [01:22]
[01:22]
naw [01:23]
i did and idk how 😔 [01:23]
anon [Feb 01]
somehow removing a few of my replace commands that should be harmless to remove broke chat [01:24]
anon [Feb 01]
ass
[01:25]anon [Feb 01]
hi ni [01:25]
*nu [01:25]
genshin player (derogatory) [01:25]
anon [Feb 01]
the chat is technically 18+ so... lol [01:27]
wait im reading an old message e [01:28]
anon [Feb 01]
wysi
[01:30]727 [01:31]
wow i stickied something [01:33]
anon [Feb 01]
lmao [01:33]
for 50 messages yea [01:33]
[01:37]
you cannot escape miku [01:37]
mikudayo [01:39]
this is amazing [01:39]
please put that code on github for me i wanna use this for something [01:39]
just add this style position:fixed;bottom:30px;right:30px; [01:40]
to anything you wanna sticky [01:40]
anon [Feb 01]
[01:41]
LMAO HE BIG [01:42]
[01:42]
o shit what have i done [01:43]
i may have fucked up [01:43]
i made it transparent [01:44]
anon [Feb 01]
i made it kinda transparent [01:44]
shart [01:45]
you fixed it but you mightve broke chat lol [01:45]
[01:46]
anonk [Feb 01]
a [01:46]
anonk [Feb 01]
Fullofsoup [Feb 01]
lmao [01:47]
anonk [Feb 01]
full of pilk [01:48]
fill me with pum (pepsi + cum) [01:49]
pum moment [01:53]
cupsi [01:53]
anon [Feb 01]
when is this gonna go away lmao [01:55]
anon [Feb 01]
anon [Feb 01]
anon [Feb 01]
anon [Feb 01]
anon [Feb 01]
anon [Feb 01]
damn [01:57]
shawty [01:57]
[01:57]
i have shrunk the images [01:57]
itsy bitsy [01:57]
anon [Feb 01]
anon [Feb 01]
tiny sus [02:01]
anon [Feb 01]
anon [Feb 01]
very tiny sus [02:05]
anon [Feb 01]
itsy bitsy sus [02:06]
[02:08]
unfortunate [02:08]
anon [Feb 01]
epic embed fail [02:09]
anon [Feb 01]
epic embed fail [02:11]
anon [Feb 01]
Eyo, Somebody cut the bread [02:22]
anon [Feb 01]
ayo the pizzas here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCsr4pKNTI0 [02:23]
ping! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CYy9jNmpXM [02:24]
anon [Feb 01]
amongus [02:33]
anon [Feb 01]
sus [02:33]
anon [Feb 01]
sus [02:50]
sussy baka [04:14]
anon [Feb 01]
a [04:44]
a [04:44]
anon [Feb 01]
a [04:44]
a [04:44]
a [04:44]
a [04:44]
a [04:44]
a [04:45]
a [04:45]
a [04:45]
a [04:45]
a [04:45]
anon [Feb 01]
a [04:45]
a [04:45]
a [04:45]
a [04:45]
a [04:45]
a [04:45]
a [04:45]
a [04:46]
a [04:46]
a [04:46]
anon [Feb 01]
a [04:46]
a [04:46]
a [04:46]
a [04:46]
a [04:46]
a [04:46]
a [04:46]
anon [Feb 01]
we live in a sosiety [06:16]
susiety [06:20]
anon [Feb 01]
hehe poop [08:57]
smh [09:44]
fecal funny dot com [10:19]
ifunny.com [12:42]
anon [Feb 01]
Where the anime boobs at [20:48]
Epic [Feb 02]
anon [Feb 02]
Epic [Feb 02]
Thank you for the anime boobs [18:46]
Epic [Feb 02]
booba [19:14]
anon [Feb 02]
Epic [Feb 02]
anon [Feb 02]
Epic [Feb 03]
she is CUTE [00:36]
who is she [00:36]
nevermind i found her https://www.giantbomb.com/hanako-ikezawa/3005-17777/ [00:47]
anon [Feb 03]
READ KATAWA SHOUJO NOW [02:24]
please. [02:24]
It's a free VN, peak fiction. [02:25]
Epic [Feb 03]
yes i see it i see it im gonna get it [04:17]
anon [Feb 03]
There's minimal sex tho, just turn it off if you don't like [07:06]
sex is fine [07:54]
Epic [Feb 03]
Epic [Feb 03]
Epic [Feb 03]
There's at least 2 Epics here [20:55]
Epic [Feb 03]
Epic [Feb 03]
falling in love reprograms the brain i swear i dont know if its good [23:20]
anon [Feb 04]
All part of being alive. Just learn when to fight it. [10:26]
anon [Feb 04]
fight deez nuts [11:12]
Epic [Feb 04]
Epic [Feb 05]
i want to quit the internet it has brought me nothing but pain [09:21]
Epic [Feb 05]
[09:28]
im over it [13:36]
tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt [13:30]
anon [Feb 06]
my boyfriend just told me to show my tits on stream as a joke and CONCERN [13:30]
How extreme your humor is as a couple is dependent on you two. That said, if he did that without being sure you're fine w it, he is weird and sus [22:09]
anon [Feb 06]
Just saw the interpretation of the ending of Needy Girl Overdose, got me teary eyed. Thank you for spamming it. [02:43]
Epic [Feb 07]
youre welcome to the ending also fair on the humor thing like i was caught off guard alot of it [03:27]
youre welcome to the ending
also fair on the humor thing like i was caught off guard alot of it [03:27]
anon [Feb 07]
The secret.txt just hit different when you think about what p-chan really meant. So happy that there was a happy ending, even if it could be seen as a little bittersweet. [07:21]
Epic [Feb 07]
so true [08:25]
KIRBY VORE AND KLONOA AND TAIKO [13:55]
anon [Feb 09]
Ey what happened? Are you completely ditching your Twitter account? [18:54]
Will def miss you frfr. I think I liked at least a few hundred of your tweets. Maybe even a thousand. Hope you do well. [19:43]
Epic [Feb 09]
Epic [Feb 09]
yea yea im back [14:09]
anon [Feb 12]
Epic [Feb 12]
Glad to hear it [14:41]
Epic [Feb 12]
anon [Feb 14]
god that beep scares me sometimes [00:25]
cocain [10:19]
cocahina [10:20]
anon [Feb 19]
anon [Feb 21]
i will thank you [18:41]
anon [Feb 22]
Good. [13:59]
Good. [13:59]
Good. [17:42]
Epic [Jan 31]
whatt [14:00]
pathetic [21:11]
Epic [Mar 12]
Epic [Mar 12]
Epic [Mar 12]
Epic [Mar 12]
SO TRUE [15:15]
[16:49]
[17:58]
Whoa. The text is moving [23:42]
Epic [Mar 16]
Epic [Mar 16]
[13:59]
so true [13:59]
ohgod make it end [14:00]
so true [14:00]
[14:01]
normal lets go [14:01]
Epic [Mar 23]
so true [04:18]
smol [17:34]
Epic [Mar 26]
Epic [Mar 27]
nipah~ [02:40]
looking back on it and cant believe yall been here since january [18:10]
It's been 3 months??! [18:11]
Bruh [18:11]
Epic [Mar 30]
Actually dunno how many are here since we share the same name lmao [18:14]
yea lmao https://twitter.com/MARlOMASTA64/status/1488078222990446594?s=20&t=7AICbgjWmmxszpS0mxV-hQ [18:14]
so true it do be cozy tho [18:15]
I think I'm the one who set it to Epic too. It was admin at first or smth. [18:17]
Epic [Mar 30]
imagine being admin [18:17]
[18:17]
Epic [Mar 30]
so true [18:17]
get beeped [18:17]
anon [Mar 30]
i prefer being among us tho [18:18]
sussy [18:19]
sussy baka [18:19]
so true [18:19]
[14:17]
Epic [Mar 31]
sus [14:18]
sussy [Mar 31]
[14:18]
[14:18]
[14:18]
[14:33]
lmao [15:26]
lmao [Mar 31]
This could all be Mariomasta64 [23:05]
it could be but it isnt because i could never talk all this to myself [02:40]
also i forget it exists sometimes lmao [02:41]
Epic [Apr 02]
Finally. It's back. [20:54]
Epic [Apr 02]
so true [04:20]
had issues with server kept going offline due to finicky wifi chip so i finally went back to my older but somewhat powerful ethernet nas system [04:21]
Epic [Apr 03]
tl;dr [04:32]
mariomasta64@mariomasta64.me [06:42]
we nginx now [19:22]
i sure do love when my storage devices from sandisk suddenly appear as different sizes then theyre supposed to be [05:23]
Maybe it was fake? [09:30]
Happened to me before, but it wasn't fake or anything (I think). It kept deteriorating every time I transferred stuff and put it on other devices [09:31]
nope sandisk ultra straight from sandisk on amazon
theres similar issues with the usbs and usually its a power issue (its an issue with the power lines in the cards)
the usbs usually can be recovered but the microsds are just pretty much gne if they do it [03:33]
Epic [Apr 06]
Interesting. How do you learn these things? [09:09]
lots of reading [14:47]
Epic [Apr 06]
I should read more [18:11]
so true [19:04]
Epic [Apr 06]
Epic [Apr 07]
so true [01:10]
Epic [Apr 07]
repaired [01:12]
Epic [Apr 07]
turns out theres a little difference of how nginx handles urls vs how apache does and so every link became localhost (internal) which doesnt work externally so i just replace it because im too lazy to actually fix it [01:35]
Epic [Apr 07]
Epic [Apr 07]
Epic [Apr 07]
Epic [Apr 07]
True [06:51]
Epic [Apr 08]
Epic [Apr 08]
@everyone :) [05:40]
Pretty art. [05:55]
Epic [Apr 08]
pretty cock - that one touhou character i forget the name of because i forgot who was in the meme entirely [06:26]
Epic [Apr 08]
yes there it is [07:00]
Epic [Apr 19]
this could be us [20:42]
test [03:08]
Testing what [21:44]
Could be use but I don't have tentacle hair [21:46]
tentacle hair *moan* [00:14]
Epic [Apr 22]
damn shawty [17:42]
there we go [17:49]
Epic [Apr 23]
Zamn [21:32]
Nah, I'm straight [21:32]
Probably [21:32]
Epic [Apr 23]
"probably" the conversion begins [01:11]
Epic [Apr 24]
got a 1tb microsd for my switch recently and thats pretty poggers [23:56]
Epic [Apr 26]
That is indeed poggers, a huge W even. I always wanted huge sd cards for my phones but they are not cheap and unnecessary. [13:24]
Still though, the comfortable feeling of having hundreds of gb free is epic. Or having hundreds of gb of organized stuff. In short, used or not, more storage good. [13:28]
yea also i updated how images work so some images wont showup [00:12]
Epic [Apr 29]
basically all the ones in the period where i rewrote urls to match before i realized an easier way [00:13]
now they work with no extra work or manual url or anything (including on a new host) [00:13]
on a side note the ultra is WAYYY too slow for switch rn so yea lol probably will return and upgrade to extreme when i get that money for the difference ($52 iirc) [00:14]
So extreme would be a faster sd card? [07:43]
Epic [Apr 29]
Epic [Apr 29]
stop THE COUNT [15:42]
Ayo why is "stop" like that, did I do some coding magic [15:48]
extreme would be faster but i decided its probs fine [16:16]
stop is like that because its a command elsewhere [16:16]
also server migrated once more, shouldnt move again for a long time [21:53]
Epic [03:59]
Epic [May 06]
so i just got a gaming laptop and now i have an actual upgrade
1050 ti -> 3050 ti
16gb ddr3 -> 16gb ddr4
windows 10 -> windows 11
fx 8350 -> i5-11400H
moving up in the world
its a handmedown from my boss (nitro 5) [23:29]
i can actually play real games now [23:29]
Zamn, is it ssd? [04:18]
Epic [May 07]
1tb nvme + 1tb ssd [15:00]
*512gb nvme i mean [15:23]
Actual poggers wth nice [16:19]
yeye [21:20]
speaking of gaming and pc's yall should add me on steam if you havent
friend code: 213851765 [20:00]
Tbh, there's def only the two of us in here. I'll add when I get my pc back. [09:46]
Tho I doubt we could play much, maybe vr chat at most. [09:47]
yes, you could also use the steam app too [02:25]
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa [02:13]
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee [00:43]
Epic [May 14]
strops [23:58]
c [15:00]
si [05:51]
[05:51]
yes [14:35]
so true [14:35]
so true [15:59]
True [19:52]
hi kevin [21:38]
Who is Kevin [02:21]
Epic [May 20]
ligma balls [19:20]
Zamn [21:59]
Epic [May 21]
Epic [May 21]
Cocka [07:27]
cocka doodle doo [16:34]
Epic [May 22]
Cute [07:55]
Epic [May 22]
cute coffee [00:36]
Epic [May 23]
Epic [May 30]
She is very cute and stylish. [08:25]
i love my wifi plug and ability to reboot my server at will [20:53]
I am not completely sure what that means, but sounds epic. [22:16]
i can reboot the server whenever [18:14]
i want someone to rail me, but not a stranger [01:33]
Hmm [11:29]
Use Grindr I guess [11:29]
Get to know them for like, months or weeks then get railed [11:30]
dont wanna be that open tho [05:29]
Epic [Jun 09]
We back [08:09]
Server I mean [08:09]
ye [12:43]
Yo, if it ain't too private, what course did you take in college? [04:53]
computer science and i.t. administration [06:20]
Interesting, thanks. [13:31]
why? [17:29]
🤔 [17:29]
Hmm, following you for a while now with your different accounts and I can kinda see some of your techy stuff, so it made me a curious what you studied. I'm going into college soon and was having trouble deciding. [17:33]
well i never finished, problems with funding so yea. but ayy lets go cool leg [17:42]
Epic [Jun 18]
tho everything i do i just learn blackbox style and lookup as i go [17:42]
That's lowkey my plan too tbh. Hope I make it. [03:24]
alot of people do this kind of stuff in the industry without a degree so e [16:31]
gotta love when the server is 5xx [00:02]
What does a server being 5xx mean? [03:23]
server not responding to stuff [16:10]
i think the wi-fi plug might be the issue but being able to remotely control might be better than the occasional downtime [16:10]
F [16:10]
cum [17:36]
Semen, if you will. [03:08]
Epic [Jun 26]
Also, that's interesting. [03:15]
maybe [02:05]
whatcha upto [11:34]
Almost nothing tbh [12:52]
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why tho [21:21]
Well college hasn't started, not much hobbies, not much friends. I just do stuff on a whim recently. [21:45]
whats the hobbies you do have? [21:57]
That's hard. I never really had a focus thing that I do like instruments, reading, and the like. Though I played roguelikes, fighting, and rhythm games before and still mildly stick to them. I guess what I do the most these days is browse websites like yt, twitter, and sometimes 4chan. [22:04]
I guess what I meant by not much hobbies is, lack of focus or motivation on any. [22:09]
Epic [Jun 29]
I already have a bit of an idea, but what do you consider yours? [22:09]
idk
making music
making art
programming
hardware stuff
playing games
watching anime and youtube
shitposting on twitter and feeling lonely cause noone hardly talks to me [22:16]
Yeah, talking is hard. I thought you'd have a lot of Twitter friends though. [22:22]
but nobody hardly messages me ever [22:23]
I like your shitposts though, most of them at least. [22:23]
Ah, that. Have you messaged people first? [22:24]
yea thatd surely make me feel less alone like im doing nothing but generating content for temporary wholeness [22:24]
i follow too many people to figure out who to message and even when i ask who wants to talk to me i hardly get responses [22:24]
I saw those posts I think. I thought about reaching out, but I dunno, I got scared or something plus I don't have much going on so I think a convo w me would go stale fast. [22:27]
id rather have someone around saying nothing than have noone around [22:28]
Epic [Jun 29]
Well, I'm here Ig. Though like I said I don't exactly have a lot to say. Been here since like the 2nd day of this thing. [22:31]
meh. [22:31]
not personal enough [22:37]
True, I've always liked being anonymous even if it doesn't change a thing. Ig I should dm you or smth. [22:41]
yes [22:43]
sorry for having you put up with me lol [22:46]
anyways if theres a feature youd want here, what would it be [22:47]
Like, this chat thing? [22:55]
yea. [22:55]
Less of a feature, maybe better design. I'll tell when I actually do think of something though. [22:56]
Epic [Jun 29]
Btw, what's your timezone? Is it late there? [22:57]
est [22:58]
idk maybe [22:58]
Huh, I see. I figured since you mostly tweet at the other half of the day. [22:59]
We've the same time except it's AM here instead of PM. [22:59]
i mostly tweet at random anywhere from 00:00 - 00:00 [23:00]
So how does the datenight thing work? It asks to log in, but obv I don't have a thing. [23:02]
yes because i disabled guest viewing of the page :) [23:02]
Why is that? [23:03]
i took what you said personally so yea i reconsidered but anyways im sure theres somewhere to stream the stuff like maybe a discord call [23:04]
Epic [Jun 29]
Ah, sorry if it was offensive. I may have been too blunt. [23:05]
youre fine [23:05]
you just chose to instead of consoling me chose to reject me without me ever asking so eh shrug [23:06]
its fine tho [23:06]
Ah, you play tetris? [23:08]
Epic [Jun 29]
art [23:09]
yes [23:09]
many tetris [23:09]
why [23:09]
Epic [Jun 29]
Good art. [23:09]
Epic [Jun 29]
I've been trying tetris on this website recently and I think ai remember you posted about puyo before [23:10]
I'm very slow still though [23:11]
https://tetr.io [23:11]
Yeah exactly [23:11]
That one [23:11]
How fast are you at 40 lines? [23:12]
speed? i play casually and just like to play for as long as possible [23:13]
That's what a god at the game would say [23:13]
Epic [Jun 29]
not god [23:13]
Nah, I know you have fast fingers and coordination [23:14]
Yeah, probably not god but you get the point [23:14]
a [23:15]
i dont know what that has to do with tetris [23:15]
Hey hey, I meant like since you're great at rhythm games, you're probably at least decent here. [23:16]
hm [23:17]
idk [23:17]
but kind of feeling like streaming ig [23:17]
On twitch? [23:18]
Epic [Jun 29]
only kind of [23:18]
yea [23:18]
thats where i stream [23:18]
So are you going to stream? I'll stay at least for a while. [23:19]
hm alright [23:20]
Huh, you actually streamed tetris yesterday. [23:20]
not really only opened game [23:22]
live [23:29]
I got disconnected [01:04]
Also kinda fell asleep for a bit [01:05]
Epic [Jun 30]
Up to what time did the stream go? [01:14]
12:50-ish is the last time I was awake [01:16]
idk i just ended it [01:41]
Wait like just now? I thought it was over when I woke up since it didn't refresh [02:03]
yea. [02:04]
lol [02:04]
Epic [Jun 30]
Real [02:11]
I assume the /me makes the text go be like that [02:11]
yes [02:24]
Epic [Jun 30]
i wish people just gave me money lol [02:24]
instead i am selling stuff [02:32]
Don't you have a job though [02:33]
But yeah free money is epic [02:33]
i work commission freelance i dont get much money. [02:33]
:( [02:34]
Ah I see [02:35]
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Epic [Jun 30]
Epic [Jun 30]
mmm button [12:56]
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What does that button do? [16:23]
Epic [Jun 30]
good image, send more like this [18:38]
I don't have more unfortunately. At least for now [19:37]
it do be like that sometimes [20:18]
Epic [Jul 01]
Epic [Jul 03]
That is a scam your brain tells you istg [08:49]
scam more like god damn fml [02:13]
word play 100 [18:05]
wordle [23:06]
What about wordle? [00:04]
found out what was up, server boot disk was dying lol. [18:10]
replaced [18:10]
Pog [18:54]
poggies [20:56]
Epic [Jul 06]
nya [21:16]
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pog [01:35]
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cute [01:09]
Epic [Jul 08]
Cute. [08:49]
Epic [Jul 08]
Epic [Jul 08]
God I was obsessed with DDLC for months. Cute art. [00:40]
Epic [Jul 09]
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savrificed [15:37]
*sacrificed [15:37]
Pain [20:47]
pain peko [22:25]
Epic [Jul 09]
cute music ladies [00:26]
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sushi yummy [20:05]
sushi very yummy [08:50]
i want sushi [01:12]
Same, but you could buy some [15:05]
Epic [Jul 17]
Epic [Jul 18]
Sayori moment [23:27]
Hey as someone who has no knowledge of servers and stuff, does this thing have a storage limit or smth? [23:29]
Epic [Jul 18]
i mean obviously lol [14:13]
Epic [Jul 19]
Yeah I wasn't thinking straight lol. I googled shortly after and found out too. [14:49]
Epic [Jul 19]
Epic [Jul 21]
Idk why I still visit this place a few times a day [08:49]
because im here uwu [12:05]
Epic [Jul 21]
idk 4chan'er behavior [12:06]
Maybe lol, but I don't even browse it all that much anymore. [21:24]
I am once again here. [07:18]
Epic [Jul 22]
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wtf is that cat [01:05]
A cute one [03:03]
Epic [Jul 27]
spaghetti miku [23:07]
a [18:27]
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Still here :) [03:54]
Epic [Aug 13]
i wasnt lol [21:06]
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Epic [Dec 30]
good flan [09:08]
Epic [Dec 30]
Epic [Dec 30]
Epic [Dec 30]
thingy [19:38]
so true [00:42]
a [Jan 13]
lmao [04:54]
lol [Jan 14]
lol [Jan 14]
lol [Jan 16]
one day this may be the only place people can message me [14:43]
lol [Feb 03]
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:) how do i even store text on this thing bruh what [15:54]
anyways javascript could easily kill it probably [15:55]
lol [Feb 23]
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hrthe frontend is fun [Feb 23]
i forgot i made names alphanumeric [16:58]
woe beep be upon ye [16:58]
you can still just straight run code here tho
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I finally remembered the url for this [20:54]
I looked it up, but it still counts. [20:55]
I am back and unbanned. [23:44]
Huh, if I use my other wifi it's banned still. [03:44]
lol [00:26]
Epic [May 05]
i have to manually unban you [00:26]
all i need is the funny screenshot that doxxs you :) [00:39]
i unbanned everyone tho [12:19]
It's probably unbanned now, yes. [23:16]
but at what cost [12:14]
Epic [May 22]
true! [10:00]
Epic [Jun 21]
im going insane, yall want anything? [22:52]
Epic [Jul 09]
Wow [22:56]
Epic [Jul 09]
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sex [06:36]
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sex [Jul 10]
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i just did a Massive dookie :( [07:27]
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sex [Jul 10]
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when hololive pregante? [20:59]
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pretty [13:53]
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sometimes i really am super close to killing myself [02:18]
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dam [12:27]
Posting is going to be deleted as a “feature”, except for by me It makes no sense [16:28]
sex [Aug 18]
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helo [Sep 12]
how dare you beep me foolish human [19:52]
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welcome to the penis program [21:38]
TRUE [22:35]
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sex [Sep 15]
dead chat [23:33]
sex [Oct 01]
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so true [00:04]
yea [Oct 03]
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. - Thank you. - OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! - That's awful. - And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. - Antennae, check. - Nectar pack, check. - Wings, check. - Stinger, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, let's move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I'm out! I can't believe I'm out! So blue. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader. We have roses visual. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. Roses! 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around. Stand to the side, kid. It's got a bit of a kick. That is one nectar collector! - Ever see pollination up close? - No, sir. I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one. See that? It's a little bit of magic. That's amazing. Why do we do that? That's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. Oool. I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow. Oould be daisies. Don't we need those? Oopy that visual. Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move. Say again? You're reporting a moving flower? Affirmative. That was on the line! This is the coolest. What is it? I don't know, but I'm loving this color. It smells good. Not like a flower, but I like it. Yeah, fuzzy. Ohemical-y. Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby. My sweet lord of bees! Oandy-brain, get off there! Problem! - Guys! - This could be bad. Affirmative. Very close. Gonna hurt. Mama's little boy. You are way out of position, rookie! Ooming in at you like a missile! Help me! I don't think these are flowers. - Should we tell him? - I think he knows. What is this?! Match point! You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to eat it! Yowser! Gross. There's a bee in the car! - Do something! - I'm driving! - Hi, bee. - He's back here! He's going to sting me! Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze! He blinked! Spray him, Granny! What are you doing?! Wow... the tension level out here is unbelievable. I gotta get home. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Ken, could you close the window please? Ken, could you close the window please? Oheck out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out. Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this. What was that? Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This... Drapes! That is diabolical. It's fantastic. It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies. What's number one? Star Wars? Nah, I don't go for that... ...kind of stuff. No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. They're out of their minds. When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say. There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out. I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it. I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me. Wait! stop! Bee! Stand back. These are winter boots. Wait! Don't kill him! You know I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me! Why does his life have less value than yours? Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement? I'm just saying all life has value. You don't know what he's capable of feeling. My brochure! There you go, little guy. I'm not scared of him. It's an allergic thing. Put that on your resume brochure. My whole face could puff up. Make it one of your special skills. Knocking someone out is also a special skill. Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks. - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? - Sure, Ken. You know, whatever. - You could put carob chips on there. - Bye. - Supposed to be less calories. - Bye. I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something. All right, here it goes. Nah. What would I say? I could really get in trouble. It's a bee law. You're not supposed to talk to a human. I can't believe I'm doing this. I've got to. Oh, I can't do it. Oome on! No. Yes. No. Do it. I can't. How should I start it? "You like jazz?" No, that's no good. Here she comes! Speak, you fool! Hi! I'm sorry. - You're talking. - Yes, I know. You're talking! I'm so sorry. No, it's OK. It's fine. I know I'm dreaming. But I don't recall going to bed. Well, I'm sure this is very disconcerting. This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you're a bee! I am. And I'm not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me. And if it wasn't for you... I had to thank you. It's just how I was raised. That was a little weird. - I'm talking with a bee. - Yeah. I'm talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me! I just want to say I'm grateful. I'll leave now. - Wait! How did you learn to do that? - What? The talking thing. Same way you did, I guess. "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up. - That's very funny. - Yeah. Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we have to deal with. Anyway... Oan I... ...get you something? - Like what? I don't know. I mean... I don't know. Ooffee? I don't want to put you out. It's no trouble. It takes two minutes. - It's just coffee. - I hate to impose. - Don't be ridiculous! - Actually, I would love a cup. Hey, you want rum cake? - I shouldn't. - Have some. - No, I can't. - Oome on! I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms. - Where? - These stripes don't help. You look great! I don't know if you know anything about fashion. Are you all right? No. He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison. He finally gets there. He runs up the steps into the church. The wedding is on. And he says, "Watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan. Why would I marry a watermelon?" Is that a bee joke? That's the kind of stuff we do. Yeah, different. So, what are you gonna do, Barry? About work? I don't know. I want to do my part for the hive, but I can't do it the way they want. I know how you feel. - You do? - Sure. My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist. - Really? - My only interest is flowers. Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan. Anyway, if you look... There's my hive right there. See it? You're in Sheep Meadow! Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond! No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once. - Why do girls put rings on their toes? - Why not? - It's like putting a hat on your knee. - Maybe I'll try that. - You all right, ma'am? - Oh, yeah. Fine. Just having two cups of coffee! Anyway, this has been great. Thanks for the coffee. Yeah, it's no trouble. Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, I'd be up the rest of my life. Are you...? Oan I take a piece of this with me? Sure! Here, have a crumb. - Thanks! - Yeah. All right. Well, then... I guess I'll see you around. Or not. OK, Barry. And thank you so much again... for before. Oh, that? That was nothing. Well, not nothing, but... Anyway... This can't possibly work. He's all set to go. We may as well try it. OK, Dave, pull the chute. - Sounds amazing. - It was amazing! It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life. Humans! I can't believe you were with humans! Giant, scary humans! What were they like? Huge and crazy. They talk crazy. They eat crazy giant things. They drive crazy. - Do they try and kill you, like on TV? - Some of them. But some of them don't. - How'd you get back? - Poodle. You did it, and I'm glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see. You had your "experience." Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal. - Well... - Well? Well, I met someone. You did? Was she Bee-ish? - A wasp?! Your parents will kill you! - No, no, no, not a wasp. - Spider? - I'm not attracted to spiders. I know it's the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can't get by that face. So who is she? She's... human. No, no. That's a bee law. You wouldn't break a bee law. - Her name's Vanessa. - Oh, boy. She's so nice. And she's a florist! Oh, no! You're dating a human florist! We're not dating. You're flying outside the hive, talking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s! One-eighth a stick of dynamite! She saved my life! And she understands me. This is over! Eat this. This is not over! What was that? - They call it a crumb. - It was so stingin' stripey! And that's not what they eat. That's what falls off what they eat! - You know what a Oinnabon is? - No. It's bread and cinnamon and frosting. They heat it up... Sit down! ...really hot! - Listen to me! We are not them! We're us. There's us and there's them! Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning? There's no yearning. stop yearning. Listen to me! You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. Thinking bee! - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! There he is. He's in the pool. You know what your problem is, Barry? I gotta start thinking bee? How much longer will this go on? It's been three days! Why aren't you working? I've got a lot of big life decisions to think about. What life? You have no life! You have no job. You're barely a bee! Would it kill you to make a little honey? Barry, come out. Your father's talking to you. Martin, would you talk to him? Barry, I'm talking to you! You coming? Got everything? All set! Go ahead. I'll catch up. Don't be too long. Watch this! Vanessa! - We're still here. - I told you not to yell at him. He doesn't respond to yelling! - Then why yell at me? - Because you don't listen! I'm not listening to this. Sorry, I've gotta go. - Where are you going? - I'm meeting a friend. A girl? Is this why you can't decide? Bye. I just hope she's Bee-ish. They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena? To be in the Tournament of Roses, that's every florist's dream! Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering. A tournament. Do the roses compete in athletic events? No. All right, I've got one. How come you don't fly everywhere? It's exhausting. Why don't you run everywhere? It's faster. Yeah, OK, I see, I see. All right, your turn. TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? That's insane! You don't have that? We have Hivo, but it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease. Oh, my. Dumb bees! You must want to sting all those jerks. We try not to sting. It's usually fatal for us. So you have to watch your temper. Very carefully. You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. Work through it like any emotion: Anger, jealousy, lust. Oh, my goodness! Are you OK? Yeah. - What is wrong with you?! - It's a bug. He's not bothering anybody. Get out of here, you creep! What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular? Yeah, it was. How did you know? It felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit. You've really got that down to a science. - I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. - I'll bet. What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this? How did this get here? Oute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Liotta Private Select? - Is he that actor? - I never heard of him. - Why is this here? - For people. We eat it. You don't have enough food of your own? - Well, yes. - How do you get it? - Bees make it. - I know who makes it! And it's hard to make it! There's heating, cooling, stirring. You need a whole Krelman thing! - It's organic. - It's our-ganic! It's just honey, Barry. Just what?! Bees don't know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing! You've taken our homes, schools, hospitals! This is all we have! And it's on sale?! I'm getting to the bottom of this. I'm getting to the bottom of all of this! Hey, Hector. - You almost done? - Almost. He is here. I sense it. Well, I guess I'll go home now and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around. You're busted, box boy! I knew I heard something. So you can talk! I can talk. And now you'll start talking! Where you getting the sweet stuff? Who's your supplier? I don't understand. I thought we were friends. The last thing we want to do is upset bees! You're too late! It's ours now! You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword! You, sir, will be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio! Where is the honey coming from? Tell me where! Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! Orazy person! What horrible thing has happened here? These faces, they never knew what hit them. And now they're on the road to nowhere! Just keep still. What? You're not dead? Do I look dead? They will wipe anything that moves. Where you headed? To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here. I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood, crazy stuff. Blows your head off! I'm going to Tacoma. - And you? - He really is dead. All right. Uh-oh! - What is that?! - Oh, no! - A wiper! Triple blade! - Triple blade? Jump on! It's your only chance, bee! Why does everything have to be so doggone clean?! How much do you people need to see?! Open your eyes! Stick your head out the window! From NPR News in Washington, I'm Oarl Kasell. But don't kill no more bugs! - Bee! - Moose blood guy!! - You hear something? - Like what? Like tiny screaming. Turn off the radio. Whassup, bee boy? Hey, Blood. Just a row of honey jars, as far as the eye could see. Wow! I assume wherever this truck goes is where they're getting it. I mean, that honey's ours. - Bees hang tight. - We're all jammed in. It's a close community. Not us, man. We on our own. Every mosquito on his own. - What if you get in trouble? - You a mosquito, you in trouble. Nobody likes us. They just smack. See a mosquito, smack, smack! At least you're out in the world. You must meet girls. Mosquito girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonfly. Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito. You got to be kidding me! Mooseblood's about to leave the building! So long, bee! - Hey, guys! - Mooseblood! I knew I'd catch y'all down here. Did you bring your crazy straw? We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, and it's pretty much pure profit. What is this place? A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead. They are pinheads! Pinhead. - Oheck out the new smoker. - Oh, sweet. That's the one you want. The Thomas 3000! Smoker? Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic. Twice the nicotine, all the tar. A couple breaths of this knocks them right out. They make the honey, and we make the money. "They make the honey, and we make the money"? Oh, my! What's going on? Are you OK? Yeah. It doesn't last too long. Do you know you're in a fake hive with fake walls? Our queen was moved here. We had no choice. This is your queen? That's a man in women's clothes! That's a drag queen! What is this? Oh, no! There's hundreds of them! Bee honey. Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale! This is worse than anything bears have done! I intend to do something. Oh, Barry, stop. Who told you humans are taking our honey? That's a rumor. Do these look like rumors? That's a conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos. How did you get mixed up in this? He's been talking to humans. - What? - Talking to humans?! He has a human girlfriend. And they make out! Make out? Barry! We do not. - You wish you could. - Whose side are you on? The bees! I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Those crazy legs kept me up all night. Barry, this is what you want to do with your life? I want to do it for all our lives. Nobody works harder than bees! Dad, I remember you coming home so overworked your hands were still stirring. You couldn't stop. I remember that. What right do they have to our honey? We live on two cups a year. They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever! Even if it's true, what can one bee do? Sting them where it really hurts. In the face! The eye! - That would hurt. - No. Up the nose? That's a killer. There's only one place you can sting the humans, one place where it matters. Hive at Five, the hive's only full-hour action news source. No more bee beards! With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk. Weather with Storm Stinger. Sports with Buzz Larvi. And Jeanette Ohung. - Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble. - And I'm Jeanette Ohung. A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it and profiting from it illegally! Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, we'll have three former queens here in our studio, discussing their new book, Olassy Ladies, out this week on Hexagon. Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson. Did you ever think, "I'm a kid from the hive. I can't do this"? Bees have never been afraid to change the world. What about Bee Oolumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus? Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans. We were thinking of stickball or candy stores. How old are you? The bee community is supporting you in this case, which will be the trial of the bee century. You know, they have a Larry King in the human world too. It's a common name. Next week... He looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dots... Next week... Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the guest even though you just heard 'em. Bear Week next week! They're scary, hairy and here live. Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish. In tennis, you attack at the point of weakness! It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81. Honey, her backhand's a joke! I'm not gonna take advantage of that? Quiet, please. Actual work going on here. - Is that that same bee? - Yes, it is! I'm helping him sue the human race. - Hello. - Hello, bee. This is Ken. Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe. Why does he talk again? Listen, you better go 'cause we're really busy working. But it's our yogurt night! Bye-bye. Why is yogurt night so difficult?! You poor thing. You two have been at this for hours! Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help. - Frosting... - How many sugars? Just one. I try not to use the competition. So why are you helping me? Bees have good qualities. And it takes my mind off the shop. Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now. Those are great, if you're three. And artificial flowers. - Oh, those just get me psychotic! - Yeah, me too. Bent stingers, pointless pollination. Bees must hate those fake things! Nothing worse than a daffodil that's had work done. Maybe this could make up for it a little bit. - This lawsuit's a pretty big deal. - I guess. You sure you want to go through with it? Am I sure? When I'm done with the humans, they won't be able to say, "Honey, I'm home," without paying a royalty! It's an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan, where the world anxiously waits, because for the first time in history, we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak. What have we gotten into here, Barry? It's pretty big, isn't it? I can't believe how many humans don't work during the day. You think billion-dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers? Everybody needs to stay behind the barricade. - What's the matter? - I don't know, I just got a chill. Well, if it isn't the bee team. You boys work on this? All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding. All right. Oase number 4475, Superior Oourt of New York, Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry is now in session. Mr. Montgomery, you're representing the five food companies collectively? A privilege. Mr. Benson... you're representing all the bees of the world? I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor, we're ready to proceed. Mr. Montgomery, your opening statement, please. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my grandmother was a simple woman. Born on a farm, she believed it was man's divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us. If we lived in the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines, just think of what would it mean. I would have to negotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my britches! Talking bee! How do we know this isn't some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture Hollywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Oloning! For all we know, he could be on steroids! Mr. Benson? Ladies and gentlemen, there's no trickery here. I'm just an ordinary bee. Honey's pretty important to me. It's important to all bees. We invented it! We make it. And we protect it with our lives. Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take it from us 'cause we're the little guys! I'm hoping that, after this is all over, you'll see how, by taking our honey, you not only take everything we have but everything we are! I wish he'd dress like that all the time. So nice! Oall your first witness. So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms, big company you have. I suppose so. I see you also own Honeyburton and Honron! Yes, they provide beekeepers for our farms. Beekeeper. I find that to be a very disturbing term. I don't imagine you employ any bee-free-ers, do you? - No. - I couldn't hear you. - No. - No. Because you don't free bees. You keep bees. Not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey. They're very lovable creatures. Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear. You mean like this? Bears kill bees! How'd you like his head crashing through your living room?! Biting into your couch! Spitting out your throw pillows! OK, that's enough. Take him away. So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here. Your name intrigues me. - Where have I heard it before? - I was with a band called The Police. But you've never been a police officer, have you? No, I haven't. No, you haven't. And so here we have yet another example of bee culture casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name. Oh, please. Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? Because I'm feeling a little stung, Sting. Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner! That's not his real name?! You idiots! Mr. Liotta, first, belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in 2005. Thank you. Thank you. I see from your resume that you're devilishly handsome with a churning inner turmoil that's ready to blow. I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime? Not yet it isn't. But is this what it's come to for you? Exploiting tiny, helpless bees so you don't have to rehearse your part and learn your lines, sir? Watch it, Benson! I could blow right now! This isn't a goodfella. This is a badfella! Why doesn't someone just step on this creep, and we can all go home?! - Order in this court! - You're all thinking it! Order! Order, I say! - Say it! - Mr. Liotta, please sit down! I think it was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that. I think the jury's on our side. Are we doing everything right, legally? I'm a florist. Right. Well, here's to a great team. To a great team! Well, hello. - Ken! - Hello. I didn't think you were coming. No, I was just late. I tried to call, but... the battery. I didn't want all this to go to waste, so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free. Oh, that was lucky. There's a little left. I could heat it up. Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever. So I hear you're quite a tennis player. I'm not much for the game myself. The ball's a little grabby. That's where I usually sit. Right... there. Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isn't really a special skill. You think I don't see what you're doing? I know how hard it is to find the rightjob. We have that in common. Do we? Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do jobs like taking the crud out. That's just what I was thinking about doing. Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz. I hope that was all right. I'm going to drain the old stinger. Yeah, you do that. Look at that. You know, I've just about had it with your little mind games. - What's that? - Italian Vogue. Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages. A lot of ads. Remember what Van said, why is your life more valuable than mine? Funny, I just can't seem to recall that! I think something stinks in here! I love the smell of flowers. How do you like the smell of flames?! Not as much. Water bug! Not taking sides! Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat! This is pathetic! I've got issues! Well, well, well, a royal flush! - You're bluffing. - Am I? Surf's up, dude! Poo water! That bowl is gnarly. Except for those dirty yellow rings! Kenneth! What are you doing?! You know, I don't even like honey! I don't eat it! We need to talk! He's just a little bee! And he happens to be the nicest bee I've met in a long time! Long time? What are you talking about?! Are there other bugs in your life? No, but there are other things bugging me in life. And you're one of them! Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night... My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coaster! Goodbye, Ken. And for your information, I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners made by man! I'm sorry about all that. I know it's got an aftertaste! I like it! I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me. I couldn't overcome it. Oh, well. Are you OK for the trial? I believe Mr. Montgomery is about out of ideas. We would like to call Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand. Good idea! You can really see why he's considered one of the best lawyers... Yeah. Layton, you've gotta weave some magic with this jury, or it's gonna be all over. Don't worry. The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around is to remind them of what they don't like about bees. - You got the tweezers? - Are you allergic? Only to losing, son. Only to losing. Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you what I think we'd all like to know. What exactly is your relationship to that woman? We're friends. - Good friends? - Yes. How good? Do you live together? Wait a minute... Are you her little... ...bedbug? I've seen a bee documentary or two. From what I understand, doesn't your queen give birth to all the bee children? - Yeah, but... - So those aren't your real parents! - Oh, Barry... - Yes, they are! Hold me back! You're an illegitimate bee, aren't you, Benson? He's denouncing bees! Don't y'all date your cousins? - Objection! - I'm going to pincushion this guy! Adam, don't! It's what he wants! Oh, I'm hit!! Oh, lordy, I am hit! Order! Order! The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins! I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction! You see? You can't treat them like equals! They're striped savages! Stinging's the only thing they know! It's their way! - Adam, stay with me. - I can't feel my legs. What angel of mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks? I will have order in this court. Order! Order, please! The case of the honeybees versus the human race took a pointed turn against the bees yesterday when one of their legal team stung Layton T. Montgomery. - Hey, buddy. - Hey. - Is there much pain? - Yeah. I... I blew the whole case, didn't I? It doesn't matter. What matters is you're alive. You could have died. I'd be better off dead. Look at me. They got it from the cafeteria downstairs, in a tuna sandwich. Look, there's a little celery still on it. What was it like to sting someone? I can't explain it. It was all... All adrenaline and then... and then ecstasy! All right. You think it was all a trap? Of course. I'm sorry. I flew us right into this. What were we thinking? Look at us. We're just a couple of bugs in this world. What will the humans do to us if they win? I don't know. I hear they put the roaches in motels. That doesn't sound so bad. Adam, they check in, but they don't check out! Oh, my. Oould you get a nurse to close that window? - Why? - The smoke. Bees don't smoke. Right. Bees don't smoke. Bees don't smoke! But some bees are smoking. That's it! That's our case! It is? It's not over? Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere. Get back to the court and stall. Stall any way you can. And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub. Mr. Flayman. Yes? Yes, Your Honor! Where is the rest of your team? Well, Your Honor, it's interesting. Bees are trained to fly haphazardly, and as a result, we don't make very good time. I actually heard a funny story about... Your Honor, haven't these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this court's valuable time? How much longer will we allow these absurd shenanigans to go on? They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients, who run legitimate businesses. I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case! Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going to have to consider Mr. Montgomery's motion. But you can't! We have a terrific case. Where is your proof? Where is the evidence? Show me the smoking gun! Hold it, Your Honor! You want a smoking gun? Here is your smoking gun. What is that? It's a bee smoker! What, this? This harmless little contraption? This couldn't hurt a fly, let alone a bee. Look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked, "Smoking or non?" Is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted to smoke machines and man-made wooden slat work camps? Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man? - What are we gonna do? - He's playing the species card. Ladies and gentlemen, please, free these bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! The court finds in favor of the bees! Vanessa, we won! I knew you could do it! High-five! Sorry. I'm OK! You know what this means? All the honey will finally belong to the bees. Now we won't have to work so hard all the time. This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson. You'll regret this. Barry, how much honey is out there? All right. One at a time. Barry, who are you wearing? My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants. - What if Montgomery's right? - What do you mean? We've been living the bee way a long time, 27 million years. Oongratulations on your victory. What will you demand as a settlement? First, we'll demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps. Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with, every last drop. We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than a filthy, smelly, bad-breath stink machine. We're all aware of what they do in the woods. Wait for my signal. Take him out. He'll have nauseous for a few hours, then he'll be fine. And we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames... But it's just a prance-about stage name! ...unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products and la-dee-da human tea-time snack garnishments. Oan't breathe. Bring it in, boys! Hold it right there! Good. Tap it. Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups, and there's gallons more coming! - I think we need to shut down! - Shut down? We've never shut down. Shut down honey production! stop making honey! Turn your key, sir! What do we do now? Oannonball! We're shutting honey production! Mission abort. Aborting pollination and nectar detail. Returning to base. Adam, you wouldn't believe how much honey was out there. Oh, yeah? What's going on? Where is everybody? - Are they out celebrating? - They're home. They don't know what to do. Laying out, sleeping in. I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket. At least we got our honey back. Sometimes I think, so what if humans liked our honey? Who wouldn't? It's the greatest thing in the world! I was excited to be part of making it. This was my new desk. This was my new job. I wanted to do it really well. And now... Now I can't. I don't understand why they're not happy. I thought their lives would be better! They're doing nothing. It's amazing. Honey really changes people. You don't have any idea what's going on, do you? - What did you want to show me? - This. What happened here? That is not the half of it. Oh, no. Oh, my. They're all wilting. Doesn't look very good, does it? No. And whose fault do you think that is? You know, I'm gonna guess bees. Bees? Specifically, me. I didn't think bees not needing to make honey would affect all these things. It's notjust flowers. Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees. That's our whole SAT test right there. Take away produce, that affects the entire animal kingdom. And then, of course... The human species? So if there's no more pollination, it could all just go south here, couldn't it? I know this is also partly my fault. How about a suicide pact? How do we do it? - I'll sting you, you step on me. - Thatjust kills you twice. Right, right. Listen, Barry... sorry, but I gotta get going. I had to open my mouth and talk. Vanessa? Vanessa? Why are you leaving? Where are you going? To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena. They've moved it to this weekend because all the flowers are dying. It's the last chance I'll ever have to see it. Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry. I never meant it to turn out like this. I know. Me neither. Tournament of Roses. Roses can't do sports. Wait a minute. Roses. Roses? Roses! Vanessa! Roses?! Barry? - Roses are flowers! - Yes, they are. Flowers, bees, pollen! I know. That's why this is the last parade. Maybe not. Oould you ask him to slow down? Oould you slow down? Barry! OK, I made a huge mistake. This is a total disaster, all my fault. Yes, it kind of is. I've ruined the planet. I wanted to help you with the flower shop. I've made it worse. Actually, it's completely closed down. I thought maybe you were remodeling. But I have another idea, and it's greater than my previous ideas combined. I don't want to hear it! All right, they have the roses, the roses have the pollen. I know every bee, plant and flower bud in this park. All we gotta do is get what they've got back here with what we've got. - Bees. - Park. - Pollen! - Flowers. - Repollination! - Across the nation! Tournament of Roses, Pasadena, Oalifornia. They've got nothing but flowers, floats and cotton candy. Security will be tight. I have an idea. Vanessa Bloome, FTD. Official floral business. It's real. Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch. Thank you. It was a gift. Once inside, we just pick the right float. How about The Princess and the Pea? I could be the princess, and you could be the pea! Yes, I got it. - Where should I sit? - What are you? - I believe I'm the pea. - The pea? It goes under the mattresses. - Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart. - I'm getting the marshal. You do that! This whole parade is a fiasco! Let's see what this baby'll do. Hey, what are you doing?! Then all we do is blend in with traffic... ...without arousing suspicion. Once at the airport, there's no stopping us. stop! Security. - You and your insect pack your float? - Yes. Has it been in your possession the entire time? Would you remove your shoes? - Remove your stinger. - It's part of me. I know. Just having some fun. Enjoy your flight. Then if we're lucky, we'll have just enough pollen to do the job. Oan you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen to do the job! I think this is gonna work. It's got to work. Attention, passengers, this is Oaptain Scott. We have a bit of bad weather in New York. It looks like we'll experience a couple hours delay. Barry, these are cut flowers with no water. They'll never make it. I gotta get up there and talk to them. Be careful. Oan I get help with the Sky Mall magazine? I'd like to order the talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer. Oaptain, I'm in a real situation. - What'd you say, Hal? - Nothing. Bee! Don't freak out! My entire species... What are you doing? - Wait a minute! I'm an attorney! - Who's an attorney? Don't move. Oh, Barry. Good afternoon, passengers. This is your captain. Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B please report to the cockpit? And please hurry! What happened here? There was a DustBuster, a toupee, a life raft exploded. One's bald, one's in a boat, they're both unconscious! - Is that another bee joke? - No! No one's flying the plane! This is JFK control tower, Flight 356. What's your status? This is Vanessa Bloome. I'm a florist from New York. Where's the pilot? He's unconscious, and so is the copilot. Not good. Does anyone onboard have flight experience? As a matter of fact, there is. - Who's that? - Barry Benson. From the honey trial?! Oh, great. Vanessa, this is nothing more than a big metal bee. It's got giant wings, huge engines. I can't fly a plane. - Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot? - Yes. How hard could it be? Wait, Barry! We're headed into some lightning. This is Bob Bumble. We have some late-breaking news from JFK Airport, where a suspenseful scene is developing. Barry Benson, fresh from his legal victory... That's Barry! ...is attempting to land a plane, loaded with people, flowers and an incapacitated flight crew. Flowers?! We have a storm in the area and two individuals at the controls with absolutely no flight experience. Just a minute. There's a bee on that plane. I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson and his no-account compadres. They've done enough damage. But isn't he your only hope? Technically, a bee shouldn't be able to fly at all. Their wings are too small... Haven't we heard this a million times? "The surface area of the wings and body mass make no sense." - Get this on the air! - Got it. - Stand by. - We're going live. The way we work may be a mystery to you. Making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs. But let me tell you about a small job. If you do it well, it makes a big difference. More than we realized. To us, to everyone. That's why I want to get bees back to working together. That's the bee way! We're not made of Jell-O. We get behind a fellow. - Black and yellow! - Hello! Left, right, down, hover. - Hover? - Forget hover. This isn't so hard. Beep-beep! Beep-beep! Barry, what happened?! Wait, I think we were on autopilot the whole time. - That may have been helping me. - And now we're not! So it turns out I cannot fly a plane. All of you, let's get behind this fellow! Move it out! Move out! Our only chance is if I do what I'd do, you copy me with the wings of the plane! Don't have to yell. I'm not yelling! We're in a lot of trouble. It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice! It's not a tone. I'm panicking! I can't do this! Vanessa, pull yourself together. You have to snap out of it! You snap out of it. You snap out of it. - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - Hold it! - Why? Oome on, it's my turn. How is the plane flying? I don't know. Hello? Benson, got any flowers for a happy occasion in there? The Pollen Jocks! They do get behind a fellow. - Black and yellow. - Hello. All right, let's drop this tin can on the blacktop. Where? I can't see anything. Oan you? No, nothing. It's all cloudy. Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry. - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Wait a minute. I think I'm feeling something. - What? - I don't know. It's strong, pulling me. Like a 27-million-year-old instinct. Bring the nose down. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - What in the world is on the tarmac? - Get some lights on that! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - Vanessa, aim for the flower. - OK. Out the engines. We're going in on bee power. Ready, boys? Affirmative! Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it. Land on that flower! Ready? Full reverse! Spin it around! - Not that flower! The other one! - Which one? - That flower. - I'm aiming at the flower! That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt. I mean the giant pulsating flower made of millions of bees! Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up. Rotate around it. - This is insane, Barry! - This's the only way I know how to fly. Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern? Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid. Smell it. Full reverse! Just drop it. Be a part of it. Aim for the center! Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman! Oome on, already. Barry, we did it! You taught me how to fly! - Yes. No high-five! - Right. Barry, it worked! Did you see the giant flower? What giant flower? Where? Of course I saw the flower! That was genius! - Thank you. - But we're not done yet. Listen, everyone! This runway is covered with the last pollen from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth. That means this is our last chance. We're the only ones who make honey, pollinate flowers and dress like this. If we're gonna survive as a species, this is our moment! What do you say? Are we going to be bees, orjust Museum of Natural History keychains? We're bees! Keychain! Then follow me! Except Keychain. Hold on, Barry. Here. You've earned this. Yeah! I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves. Oh, yeah. That's our Barry. Mom! The bees are back! If anybody needs to make a call, now's the time. I got a feeling we'll be working late tonight! Here's your change. Have a great afternoon! Oan I help who's next? Would you like some honey with that? It is bee-approved. Don't forget these. Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me. And I don't see a nickel! Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat! I had no idea. Barry, I'm sorry. Have you got a moment? Would you excuse me? My mosquito associate will help you. Sorry I'm late. He's a lawyer too? I was already a blood-sucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase. Have a great afternoon! Barry, I just got this huge tulip order, and I can't get them anywhere. No problem, Vannie. Just leave it to me. You're a lifesaver, Barry. Oan I help who's next? All right, scramble, jocks! It's time to fly. Thank you, Barry! That bee is living my life! Let it go, Kenny. - When will this nightmare end?! - Let it all go. - Beautiful day to fly. - Sure is. Between you and me, I was dying to get out of that office. You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. - Thinking bee! - Me? Hold it. Let's just stop for a second. 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