My opinions:
At least, that is what we should be using technology for. Time and time again I come across devices or software that completely fail in this regard, either by poor design, or even intentionally. Devices these days seem to be designed to market to people, to limit what you can do with a device because some big company wants it that way, or just hacked together.
YouTube
There used to be an incredible variety of stuff on youtube. Now it
is just a pile of clips 5 year olds recorded with their cell phones - with
advertisements. And their recent update made it incompatible with my computer.
All the good stuff (much of which you will never see on US television.)
has migrated over to various peer-to-peer sites.
Comcast
Comcast is Evil. I still miss TechTV. They murdered it. There is nothing
on anymore. And the cable bill kept going up and up and up and up and up!
Finally I canceled the stupid thing. Think I'll go read a book instead.
OTA TV
Canceling cable, I switched to watching only Over The Air television.
Over all I am very happy with it. All of the stations come in crystal clear,
many have sub channels, and they all have program guide descriptions. And
it's free!
DVDs/Blue-ray
"Disks" are obsolete. Higher definition video can only add so much
to a movie. The future is unencumbered hard drive based video storage.
Why would anyone buy a movie on DVD/Blue-ray disk that takes up as much
physical space as an old VHS tape? A modern hard drive can easily fit thousands
of movies at a decent quality. Clueful people have been doing it this way
since the first episode of South Park, ages ago.
DVRs
Unfortunately, modern digital video recorders are crippled to limit
what you can do with the videos you recorded. This makes them a step behind
VHS in usefulness. Am I the only one that remembers when anyone could record
anything they wanted off of TV and then share that tape with anyone else?
Wide screen
Where did the sudden perceived need for "wide screen" come from? I
always expected that movie-theater like wide screen formats would die out
as TVs and TV movies became more popular. But both TVs and Monitors are
now all "Wide screen" these days. This means TVs regularly show old video
that is cropped on the edges - or worse yet, stretched. For a typical computer
desktop a wide screen works just fine, but the wide screen aspect ratio
causes all kinds of problems with older applications and games. For example,
a drawing application running at 1024*768 can no longer properly draw a
circle as the image is always stretched to fill 1440*900 - which results
in an oval. Also newer LCD monitors no longer operate with oddball lower
resolutions that many old multsync CRTs were capable of. In other words,
no more running MAME games or MESS machines at native resolutions.
Games
Thanks to the invasive copy prevention mechanisms game produces put
in most games these days, I wouldn't touch a boxed game with a 10 foot
pole! I'm sorry, my computer does not belong to YOU. I'm not keeping a
CD in the drive, I'm not attaching some stupid dongle, and I'm not keeping
an internet connection open so you can validate. I was actually OK with
doc checks, but people don't even know what a manual is these days. Modern
consoles? I duno, hardware is too locked down for my tastes. Flashy graphics
and realistic 3d worlds? Who needs it? Long live the 1993 classic DOOM!
The "Crash Key" (Windows Logo key)
I call it the "Crash Key" because on older versions of Windows, pressing
it while a DOS program was running could cause Windows to crash.
It makes me sick that PC keyboard manufacturers would put a key on all of their keyboards that contains a copyrighted, trademarked symbol. Up until about the mid 1990s standard IBM PC compatible keyboards did not have this key, and adding a vendor specific key like this on a non OEM keyboard would have been considered absurd. It is obvious that at some point Microsoft paid keyboard manufacturers a truckload of money to add this key in an attempt to make other operating systems such as DR-DOS, OS/2, or Linux seem out of place on a "Microsoft" PC.
This key is a modifier key that does provide some useful keyboard shortcuts in Window. Other operating systems make use of this key as well these days, but these other operating systems are forced to limp along with this Microsoft owned symbol stuck in their face when a generic symbol would make more sense.
Hmm, discovered this Windows-logoless Inland Pro PS/2 Keyboard on sale for cheap recently. Our good friend Bill must have forgotten to bribe them.
Web browsers
A web browser is an application that retrieves documents over a network,
and renders them on a computer screen.
To think of a web browser as more than that is insanity. Yet people insist on continuing to try to shoehorn other technologies in to a web browser, and users pay the price in usability while vendors pay the price in maintainability.
Firefox
Firefox Rocks! And with Firefox it is always time to party!
Safari
Based on the open source KDE rendering engine it is a fresh, clean,
speedy, modern implementation compared to other rendering engines.
Opera
A very speedy small web browser popular on mobile devices. Reliable,
renders most pages well. Sometimes faster and often more responsive than
other browsers due to less overhead and more efficient memory usage.
Chrome
Not really sure why Google decided it needed it's own browser, especially
since Google has various marketing deals with Firefox. Chrome is based
on the KDE rendering engine so it is fairly speedy and slick. Apparently
it sends back some information about your browsing habits to google. I
guess that's why they wanted it.
Netscape
Back in the day Netscape 3.0 was king of the hill. They made some mistakes
but were murdered by Microsoft.
Internet Explorer
Internet Explorer is evil! EEEVIIIIIIIIIILLLLL! (Have I mentioned that?)
Windows 1.x through 3.x
Literally a graphical shell that ran on top of MS-DOS. Both the MS-DOS
Executive and Program Manager shells were primitive and unfriendly compared
to the original Macintosh Finder.
Windows 95
An impressively re-designed user interface that seemed very well thought
out, researched and tested. The Explorer shell (no relation to Internet
Explorer at this point) heavily lifted ideas from the Macintosh Finder,
but it worked the way I wanted a desktop user interface to work and did
so seamlessly with existing Windows application.
Underneath the hood Win95 still ran on top of DOS and was still based
on Windows 3.x but most of the user applications had been ported to 32-bit.
The upside was it was compatible with most DOS/Windows 3.1 applications
and utilities.
The Windows 95 OSR/2 update brought Windows 95 to near perfection by
adding FAT32 and USB capability.
Windows 98/Internet Explorer 4
*BAAAAARRRFFFFF*
All the hard work and testing done for Windows 95 UI thrown down the
drain as IE replaced the inner workings of the Window Explorer deskop.
Why? I can't think of any technical reason. They did it to crush Netscape
by forcing IE to always be installed. The few sensible UI enhancements
could have been done without IE. It made IE start faster than Netscape
because 90% of IE got loaded in to memory at startup - and made everything
else run slower And the IE 4 Channel Bar? They literally put a "this
space for rent" sign on a section of the desktop and sold advertising space
to the highest bidder. Sick.
Windows 2000/XP
MS did a good job at finally merging the stability of NT 4 with the
functionality (DirectX, FAT32, USB) of Windows 9x. Too bad about IE shell
though. And that unfortunate "bozo the clown" theme they included by default
on XP.
Windows Vista
Under the hood not much different from Windows XP (or 2000 or NT 4
or NT 3.51). Above the hood they poorly ripped off MacOS X. Copying a few
ideas would be no big deal, but they POINT BY POINT copied all of the major
features of MacOS X, and stuffed them in to Windows in ways that don't
entirely make sense. Oh, and new Digital Restrictions Management to keep
me from doing what I want with my computer and data? No thanks.
Windows 7
Microsoft rearranged the desktop again, marketed the heck out of it,
and everybody ate it up. They didn't change anything significant from Vista
that a regular person would care about. It will come bundled with all new
PCs, but there is no real reason for anyone to run out an upgrade.
Windows 8.x
Whoever thought putting a mobile UI on a desktop OS was a complete
idiot and needs to be killed. At least this time, I'm not the only one
who thinks so. The market has fairly heavily punished them. They somewhat
undid that in Windows 10, but they are not forgiven.
Windows 10
Yawn. They can't count to 10 without forgetting a number.
Macintosh
These days an Apple Macintosh is just an overly glorified IBM-PC compatible
running a modern version of NeXTStep. They are still proprietary hardware
since they won't permit MacOS X to run on anything else. Really I feel
they lost some uniqueness when they switched from PPC.
Linux
An operating system that is not tied to a specific vendor is critical
to the diversity and competitiveness of the computing industry, and Linux
delivers. A world without Linux would be like a world where IBM PC compatible
computers were still only available from IBM!
ReactOS
ReactOS is the future of Windows. What Linux did to commercial Unix,
ReactOS will do to Windows.
MAME
Most old games are more fun than the crap you can buy today. One of
my favorite oldies is OutRun.
Screw the race, that guy should just make out with the hot chick.
Drive faceplate colors:
Why is it that all cases and drive face plates on CD/DVD/Floppy/Etc
drives are black these days? Back in the PC/XT days they were all black,
and then everybody switched to beige. Now black is back and you can't even
find a beige face plate any more. Of course nothing beats iOmega Blue.
:)
Religion - (ug!)
Facial Tissues
Have you ever noticed how the pictures or images on tissue boxes are
often of things that trigger allergies? Cats? Flowers? Really?
Have you ever noticed how much dust facial tissues put off? There is a conspiracy here to keep people coming back for more tissues. Watch out for the New Improved Kleenex brand: now awesomely flower scented, made with genuine ragweed fiber, and boxes made with recycled peanut shells.
Disk Vs Disc
It seems like more people are spelling the word as "disc", but it is
actually "disk" unless you are British.
Recyclers
Before throwing out old computing devices (especially 1980s or earlier),
look around to see if anyone wants them. Remember, all "recyclers" do is
melt stuff down in to neatly organized blobs of copper, aluminum, gold,
glass, etc., or send them to a Chinese landfill.
Vintage Computing - Save the old computers!
TV Dinners
I used to buy these frozen Banquet Chicken Finger Meals all the time,
but they recently discontinued them. It is too bad, they were really great
with a bit of Texas Peat hot sauce. The real kicker for me is it was exactly
the right amount of food. These usually didn't leave me feeling too full
or wanting more.
Whatever they put in the brownie would give me just enough of a boost
to get me going in the morning. Since that was frozen, I didn't
have to worry about a baked good sitting around tempting me, drying
out, quickly reaching an expiration date, or attracting bugs. I think some
consumers may have been confused because the brownie was more cake-like
rather than gooey. But I happen to prefer my brownies well-done. And there
was the pure convenience of just plopping one of these in the microwave
in the morning without having to worry about a thing more.
Can't say the allegedly chicken was really super, but it was food. The new (smaller, more snack-sized) versions prominently advertise they are made with "100% chicken breast meat", which I assume means they found a legal loophole that lets them redefine the term "100% chicken breast meat" to mean puraided artificially shaped and textured mutant chicken anus. :P
Revolvy
You ever try searching for something and the first hit is to that content-less
spam site "Revolvy"?
Reliable Heating And Err
Or, "Nothing Runs You Over Like A Trane"! Small condo unit and need
a new AC? DO NOT go with the Trane brand. And if you happen to be in the
Atlanta area, do NOT go with "Reliable Heating and Air".
"What's a computer?", Georgia
Based on the very insulting Apple "Duh,
what's a computer?" video:
No more printed Georgia tax booklets
That's just stupid. Not everyone has a computer, and paper is infinitely
more secure than on line. Now people who don't want to use a computer have
to print their own tax booklets - from a computer!
Consumertards
Not only do modern consumers put up will all kinds of dumb crap, they
think you should too!
